In case I haven’t whined about it before (impossibru!) or if I have and it’s waaaaaay back in the archives of the blog which are organised and watched over by a small dead spider called Terrence who lives(?) in the corner of my writing room/creativity dungeon and I have to say is doing a TERRIBLE … Read more
Horray for me I’ve just discovered the power of the test drive! Now I know test drives are normally associated with the purchase of a new car or the procuring of an escorts services for a bucks party surprise, but I assure you that I have been test driving neither motor vehicles nor human females … Read more
Just to clarify, because I know y’all are wondering, ADD man is me. Let’s not get this confused with ADHD, that thing your kid apparently has but is just a way to sell drugs to people who don’t want to either listen to or smack their children, I am a VERY lethargic man in person. … Read more
The terrifically annoying part about writing is having what you now recognise as terrific ideas leaping into existence and stabbing into your brain at any random moment. But it’s not a regular brain stabbing that leaves you permanently cross eyes and emptying your bowels on the kitchen floor along with the obvious inconvenience of being … Read more
By my calculations you have had a decent enough break from my sad attention grabbing brand of word molesting.
As of recently I’ve been doing more blog writing when I’ve had the spare time than actual fiction writing which is what I enjoy. Part of it is too many things on the go so I don’t know what to work on (surprise fucking surprise) and part of it is a self-imposed obligation to keep … Read more