This afternoons adventure of ADD man!

Just to clarify, because I know y’all are wondering, ADD man is me. Let’s not get this confused with ADHD, that thing your kid apparently has but is just a way to sell drugs to people who don’t want to either listen to or smack their children, I am a VERY lethargic man in person. … Read more

A brain stabbingly good idea.

The terrifically annoying part about writing is having what you now recognise as terrific ideas leaping into existence and stabbing into your brain at any random moment. But it’s not a regular brain stabbing that leaves you permanently cross eyes and emptying your bowels on the kitchen floor along with the obvious inconvenience of being … Read more

​A breif thought on past and present tense.

I’m here to share with you my hatred for a singular individual and call some of you stupid all at the same time. Buckle in and strap up.

Of clones and drones.

As of recently I’ve been doing more blog writing when I’ve had the spare time than actual fiction writing which is what I enjoy. Part of it is too many things on the go so I don’t know what to work on (surprise fucking surprise) and part of it is a self-imposed obligation to keep … Read more

Dude I think my kid is a bully.

My kids being a bitch and getting in fights!
Hilarious toddler fights which I’d gladly pay a cover charge and two drink minimum to watch but fights none the less!

Server Down.

​It’s weird, no matter how much time I waste on procrastinating I always end up feeling way better about myself when I manage to create something in the end.

What-the-fuck-does-that-mean Friday, the Still Happening.

Please don’t think I’m being harsh on the author(s?), I’m not calling them idiots per-se, I just believe the adoration of cats is an idiotic and fruitless activity across the spectrum of existence.

Babysitting the pallet pt.2

I don’t know about you, but the shittiest duties in the world can be made endurable when you’ve got someone to share stories with.
And by share stories, I mean listen to Barnes as he rattles off tales of working with Croatian dudes that sound like something out of a mob movie.

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