Dude I think my kid is a bully.

My kids being a bitch and getting in fights!
Hilarious toddler fights which I’d gladly pay a cover charge and two drink minimum to watch but fights none the less!

Server Down.

​It’s weird, no matter how much time I waste on procrastinating I always end up feeling way better about myself when I manage to create something in the end.

What-the-fuck-does-that-mean Friday, the Still Happening.

Please don’t think I’m being harsh on the author(s?), I’m not calling them idiots per-se, I just believe the adoration of cats is an idiotic and fruitless activity across the spectrum of existence.

Babysitting the pallet pt.2

I don’t know about you, but the shittiest duties in the world can be made endurable when you’ve got someone to share stories with.
And by share stories, I mean listen to Barnes as he rattles off tales of working with Croatian dudes that sound like something out of a mob movie.

Graffiti is no joke(r)

The Wif has a new hobby.
No, it’s not fence building, or spray painting shit like a hoodlum, it’s photography.

You’re doing it wrong.

Have you ever sat back and wondered exactly when in your life 6am got its classification switched from “Fuck me that’s early” to “God damn that was a good sleep in”? Unless you’re a shift worker or some sort of fitness human it’s generally when your work transitions from 8 to 24hour days with extra … Read more

What-the-fuck-does-that-mean Friday!

It’s time for everyone’s favourite unnecessarily multi hyphenated game;

What-the-fuck-does-that-mean Friday!

Have you tried just, writing?

Writing uninspired may seem dull and bland, it may seem like you’re just grinding out useless crap but if you let it sit and come back to it later, you’ll be surprised to find that the uninspired past can serve as the creative catalyst of the future.

I’ll have a flat white with no milk please.

Milk with coffee is an abomination. There, I said it. It’s an abomination and the only way to save it is with chocolate. Don’t believe me? Just ask any woman who’s currently shedding her endometrial lining if chocolate can indeed fix everything and they will fastidiously agree. Actually on second thought don’t bother, it’ll likely … Read more

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