Honestly, I have been doing things.

Here it comes, the obligatory “Sorry I haven’t updated the site in a while blah-blah-blah excuses excuses” bullshit. Fact of the matter is, I haven’t been avoiding writing. I have in fact been doing too much writing. The 4:30 am ‘Me time’ I made mention of before has been dedicated recently wholly and solely to … Read more

Silver shouts / Abomination.

I don’t usually share what I’ve performed on here because the works lose most of their gravitas when not spoken at you but shit, this story was fun to write and even more fun to say/shout.

Babysitting the pallet pt.2

I don’t know about you, but the shittiest duties in the world can be made endurable when you’ve got someone to share stories with.
And by share stories, I mean listen to Barnes as he rattles off tales of working with Croatian dudes that sound like something out of a mob movie.

Feeding the birds.

“It had seemed like such a good idea at the time.”
If you’re unfamiliar with this thought or have never had it swim around in your head before rest assured that the global quota of reassessing ones actions in the face of a less than desired outcome is being met and exceeded by the first time parents of toddlers the world over.

Babysitting the pallet pt.1

I haven’t actually done stroreman duties as a form of employment before.
Just sales. Soul crushing, life wasting sales.

End of year promo!

​ What’s the pic about I don’t hear you ask? I took my Hilux in for a recall on the injectors recently and since they replaced them I’ve been getting devilishly good mileage. Which doesn’t really make a lot of sense. I mean it does in that faulty injectors will fuck with your fuel tanks … Read more

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